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Mad Max Falcon
The last of the V-8 Interceptors
is alive and well in Illinois.
By T.E. Koki
What you see here could be the
most authentic Mad Max Interceptor clone anywhere on
this pre-apocalyptic Earth. Strangely enough, it's not
even in Australia; it's in Chicago.
Before we drool on about its
authenticity, we must first ask: what is a '74 XB
Falcon?
The XB Falcon was the first of
the primarily home-grown Ford Falcon designs; previous
iterations were based almost entirely on their
American Falcon namesakes, with only differences for
local customs (right-hand drive, etc). Ford was finally shifting units, gaining on GM's
dominant Holden brand, so when news filtered out of
Dearborn that the Falcon was going away, Ford
Australia wasn't pleased. They asked to continue
developing the existing Falcon chassis, and so it was
permitted. The XB debuted as a '73 model and ran four
model years. The Falcon name still lives on today in
Australia as a bona fide performance legend.
There is no mistaking this
Falcon as anything but a Ford: while you can pick out
elements of early '70s Torino (primarily the rear
quarters and roofline) and Mustang (the aggressive
stance and hood on some models), it shares body and
chassis components with neither model and is indeed a
unique all-Oz creation.
The mechanicals, however, read
out of the American musclecar playbook: a strong,
300hp (at 5,400rpm) 351 Cleveland V-8 unencumbered by
smog equipment, a Toploader 4-speed trans with
hydraulic clutch (or optional FMX automatic),
buggy-spring 9-inch rear with open or LSD 3.0 gearing (and
standard four-wheel disc brakes!). Unlike American
musclecars, however, this stuff was available on
Falcon models clear through to 1976. And even the
visuals on a stock Falcon have a parallel-universe
musclecar feel about them: bright colors, cold-air
hoods, matte black trim, bold striping, trunk
spoilers, thin body-enhancing bumpers. The year is
wrong, the shapes are familiar but not correct, and
it's half a dozen years out of date ... but there is
no mistaking the pedigree. Rarity is part of the
package as well: in four years of XB Falcons, less
than 1000 total GTs were built.
A heavily modified version of
the XB was pressed into service in the legendary
low-budget post-apocalyptic thriller Mad Max. The
blunt factory nose was fitted with a wind-cheating
"Monza" snoot, fender flares, molded-in
spoilers and zoomie exhaust pipes were added, and a
Weiand supercharger poked through the hood. And it
was, you know, a police car. Ahem. Last of the V-8
Interceptors, they called it. Mad Max might have
launched the career of Mel Gibson, but it also
inspired a million "what kind of car is
that?" conversations. It carries with it the
baggage of a car-movie legend on the order of Bullitt
and the original The Italian Job.
A great irony is, in
Australia, cars with severe modifications are not
allowed to be driven on public roads--you practically
need a presidential pardon to drive something with
left-hand drive, much less something with a blower
sticking up clear through the hood...national legend
or not. Such vehicles exist, clearly, but they need to
be trailered to and from shows--they're not allowed on
public roads. And what the hell fun is that?
Jim Martino of Glendale
Heights, Illinois would have no such problems. He
coveted an XB Falcon since he first saw Mad Max, as
countless other kids did. However, Jim is not one of
your casual car guys. He doesn't merely border on the
obsessive; he's invaded it, had its way with it, eaten
its food, and left its presidential palace in
smouldering ruins. He collects original Mad Max and
Road Warrior movie posters in any language he can
find. He has original Mad Max and Road Warrior props
that he's purchased on eBay, which are displayed along
with his Falcon at shows nationwide. He may be
obsessive and compulsive, but there is nothing
disorderly going on here. (He gets this way about
Speed Racer too. PHR is grateful that Jim didn't adopt
a Paul Hoganesque accent at any point during our photo
shoot, despite posing for a shot similar to a
publicity photo featuring Mel and Interceptor.)
Jim purchased his XB as a
look-a-like GT in
January of 2002, and took delivery in May. During
the interim time from purchase to delivery, the
XB coupe remained in Australia in the care of
Gordon Hayes and Grant Hodgson where it was stripped
and re-built into the mechanical and internal
configuration of a 1974 XBGT Falcon, thus providing a
"correct" Falcon GT replica for use as the
base vehicle. It was
straight and rot-free, but utterly stock. Because he
owns his own restoration shop (Best in Show, in
Naperville, Illinois) he was able to fast-track the
complete cosmetic refurbishment and have it in the
shape you see it here in just 30 days. "It took
three guys ten hours a day for 30 days to get it
ready," he says. "And I drive it everywhere.
I drove it to work this morning, in fact!" Being
obsessive is key to the results you see here.
Close-to-movie-spec wouldn't be good enough for Jim.
Nosiree. The police equipment inside features
the
operational and
unique 1970's Australian Police Siren along with
replicated and true to film car specification items
such as the radio on the roof lining and the
blue light mounted to the dash. The
tires are the same type and size of correct
white-letter BFGoodrich tires, the black steel spoked
wheels the same brand as the actual cars. All of this
is available through Gordon Hayes and Grant
Hodgson, Australia's leading
Mad Max-car-component makers. And, just like in the
movie, the Weiand blower poking through the hood,
while able to turn its belt at the flick of a switch,
isn't actually functional. Blended spoilers, zoomies,
correct-as-per-the-film markings all about the car,
inside and out, it's all there. A hidden MSD ignition
and a lumpy Comp Cams bumpstick, plus headers that fit
the Oz-exclusive heads (none of which is shown in the
movie but all of which aid drivability and power), are
part of the package as well.
In fact, Jim forbade us from
opening the hood for engine shots, claiming the fake
blower would ruin the illusion. Though the camera will
not confirm, we can tell you that a non-operational
'60s vintage Scott fuel injection system lives under
the hood, while an Edelbrock 650 lives in the
hollowed-out Weiand blower housing. "The problem
trying to make that blower work is that the
distributor is in the front and the intake is set too
far back. The correct Weiand blower has a short snout,
and you can't get the blower pulley to line up with
the crank. It's impossible. I could have thrown a
regular 6-71 on there but it wouldn't be correct to
the movie." Imagine: a "government
issue" police car that isn't just good enough for
government work, simply because it's a perfect
specimen of a quasi-fake? The mind reels as the
concept folds in on itself like a moebius strip.
Reactions to seeing it on the
street were amazing and diverse. "Nice
Mustang!" "Is that a Torino?" "Bitchin'
Mopar!" "Where's Mel Gibson?" No Jersey
salutes, thankfully. Nearly everyone wondered why the
steering wheel was on the wrong side; tell them it's
Australian and they just stagger away, stymied, unable
to speak. Jim kindly and eagerly answered each of
their queries. One gent at a fuel stop offered his
opinion on why Australian cars were right-hand drive:
because most English knights were right-handed, they
would use that hand to either greet their comrades or
grasp their lance to joust, and the tradition carried
over to horse-and-buggy days and into the automotive
era. And, as Australia was still an English colony
during the early popularization of the automobile, the
Aussies followed suit.
Maybe. Who cares?
Jim now brings his Falcon to
car shows nationwide, everywhere from World of Wheels
events to the Hot Rod Power Tour and beyond, somehow
never tiring of answering all of the same
questions--and trust me, they are all the same
questions, over and over again. Some of that attention
comes from being listed on www.madmaxmovies.com, which
generates half a dozen queries a day. "I get lots
of people telling me how cool it is, and lots of
people asking me how much it would cost to build one.
When I tell them, I don't usually hear back from them
again."
Jim's latest project,
completed after these photos were taken, was a yellow
XB Falcon sedan identical to the one Mel drove in the
opening scenes of the movie. And, down to the wheels,
paint and lights, it is in fact identical in every
meaningful way.
"Of all the cars I've
ever owned in my life, this is the most fun! I don't
worry about a chip, or something breaking, I just
drive it. I get more reaction from it than from any
other car I've ever owned."
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